Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Substar test

I was trying to post my file as a comment and not as a new post.

Anyway, I always meant to play this on the podcast but kept forgetting about it:



Here's the lyrics so you can sing along:





Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

4 comments:

Jeff said...

How very fucking strange... Weezer on acid?

bassislife said...

Awesome! And yes, I'm 12.

Substar said...

Bloodhound Gang. I thought it was hilarious. Squish Mitten is a new one for me.

Matt the Bass Player said...

you know, when i first listened and read the lyrics, i thought it was an exercise in rhyming nonsense...then all of a sudden "ding"!

that's some funny shit right there...